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gap worked in jeans commercial::All those people dancing around in khaki pants.
But what did the nice company do to make me angry?
Paul pressler, president and ceo of the gap in an attempt to resolve this issue quickly.
Paul pressler 2 folsom st.
Pressler, gap makes some great looking jeans.
I like the worker model.
But i work in an office, and after a few casual fridays the pockets and cuffs are already fraying and the seams are coming loose.
Exposed to real work, i suspect the poor worker jeans would be in tatters before the whistle blew for lunch.
I bought a pair of jeans at marks work warehouse a few years ago that after serious household and garden chores are showing hardly any wear and tear at all.
We identify maddening issues, assign them an anger value and set measurable goals against which we can measure the productivity of our actions.
A free pair of 32x32 worker jeans would be considered a partial success.
To consider the mission a full success, i would need to receive the free jeans and a commitment from you that someone will look into tougheningup gap jeans.
And in order to score this mission as an overwhelming success, i would need to appear in a gap commercial doing a little bootyshake dance.
Everything else about the gap rocks.
Phase i response i received this from amy in corporate communications.
Not particularly helpful, but just barely enough detail to indicate that she read my letter.
Not a single mention of getting me in a gap commercial.
The bottom line is that these pants pretty much fell to pieces within weeks.
Phase ii response success!
I spoke with the manager, explained my instructions from amy, presented the jeans in question and recieved a brandspankingnew pair of pants!
Pant quality may continue to suck, but the gap replaces all products that suck free of charge.
God bless you amy spencer, you are the queen of gap corporate communications.